As a new dawn emerged on the empire of New Petrov (formerly Estonia), they started the formation of their new country by inviting the Russian cabinet to join them for dinner in Tallinn, to celebrate the new union of their great countries For the dinner, they prepared food laced with arsenic that was distributed to the Russian cabinet members. The food was prepared be Vladimir Poutine, prepared by Canadian Chef Justeen Trewdough.
As the Russian cabinet ate their dinner, Illar Lemetti coordinated the shipping of mass quantities of Estonian heroin across the pacific, using a fleet of Estonian and Russian submarines. The heroin was distributed to the most valued customers in the American army, through the entire country. The already heroin-addicted Americans buying into the new Estonian heroin, branded as “couture” and “of high European quality”. In the years to come Americans will buy enough heroin to fund the rebuilding of the war-torn country, starting with the beautiful city of Narva, which will open its new exhibit, the world’s largest hypodermic needle.
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