As a new dawn emerged on the empire of New Petrov (formerly Estonia), they started the formation of their new country by inviting the Russian cabinet to join them for dinner in Tallinn, to celebrate the new union of their great countries For the dinner, they prepared food laced with arsenic that was distributed to the Russian cabinet members. The food was prepared be Vladimir Poutine, prepared by Canadian Chef Justeen Trewdough.
As the Russian cabinet ate their dinner, Illar Lemetti coordinated the shipping of mass quantities of Estonian heroin across the pacific, using a fleet of Estonian and Russian submarines. The heroin was distributed to the most valued customers in the American army, through the entire country. The already heroin-addicted Americans buying into the new Estonian heroin, branded as “couture” and “of high European quality”. In the years to come Americans will buy enough heroin to fund the rebuilding of the war-torn country, starting with the beautiful city of Narva, which will open its new exhibit, the world’s largest hypodermic needle.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Peleists
Peleist Rebels Take Moscow City Hall Hostage
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
Five thousand Peleists staged a coup d’etat in Moscow, taking the City Hall hostage. The Peleist missionaries managed to overwhelm all local forces as a majority of Russian forces are in Estonia.
Peleists are continuing to gather in Moscow. Their arms supplier is unknown at this time. ▪
BREAKING: ESTONIA CONQUERED
Albert Petrov's PLA has taken over all of Estonia with the assistance of the Russian army. The evacuation of Estonia failed, and they were defenseless to the PLA plus Russian forces. The country has been renamed Estonian Democratic Republic. There are people in the streets cheering and chanting "HAIL RUSSIA."
BREAKING: US attacking Russian container ships
US submarines are sinking Russian container ships all over the world, full of innocent men, women, and children. The death toll is currently unknown.
Russia is looking into the attacks and is drafting retaliation plans if the US does not pay reparations for the sunken ships and lost lives.
Mass Evacuation of Estonia
Estonian Cabinet Moves to Stockholm
The Estonian cabinet has officially moved from its original place to Stockholm. There has been a mass evacuation of Estonia with many people opting to leave via plane, boat, and any other method available. The evacuation began toward Finland and Sweden. They have requested Alliance for Peacebuilding for 100,000 personnel, supplies (50 freights of food and water, 30 of medications, doctors), 200 boats and 300 planes. Their requests to fulfill the later are also sent to the Red Cross.UPDATE: The Prime Minister has now provided a comment on the evacuation.
The Prime Minister states," I formally request you as members of the EU to provide shelter for Estonian civilians in Sweden and Finland. If we do not find shelter then the current humanitarian crisis will worsen."
Matviyenko Defects to Estonia
In a shocking public statement, Valentina Matviyenko has declared her support for Estonia and her subsequent defection from Russia. This is an outrage to the Russian public supporting the occupation government in Narva, as Matviyenko has been one of the main supporters of the rebellion from the beginning.
Russian officials are looking into ties with Matviyenko and the Estonian government that could suggest blackmail or bribery involved in Matviyenko's sudden, extreme shift. More to come. RT
NYT BREAKING
BREAKING: US Declares War on Russia
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
BREAKING: The US has officially declared war on Russia and has provided the following statement:
“We declare publicly that we will wage unrestricted submarine warfare on Russian-flagged ships unless the Russian government negotiates an armistice with us. We order our hundreds of submarines around the world to patrol for Russian-flagged ships and sink every Russian-flagged container ship over 600 feet long, conducting rescue operations for civilian survivors and taking them as prisoners of war.” ▪
Commander's Persuasive Offer
Commander Attempts to Bargain with Putin
The Commander of Estonian Defense Forces is trying to bargain with Vladimir Putin, stating that,"If Vladimir Putin is willing to cease hostilities, I will give him our Vladimir Poutine."Will Putin accept this tempting offer?
Perry involvement
Perry Involved in Estonian Power Loss, Explosions
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
An anonymous source has revealed the involvement of Rick Perry in the Estonian power loss and resulting explosions.
UPDATE: The source was confirmed to be FBI Director McCabe. ▪
Public Letter from the Prime Minister
Prime Minister Urging for Display of Estonia Pride
The Prime Minister of Estonia wants to advocate for the preservation of peace in Estonia by showing a display of Estonian pride.
Regarding this matter, the Prime Minister states,"As a demonstration of the continuing solidarity of the Estonian Republic and the preservation of peace in our country, I am declaring today international peace day. In memory of the Baltic Way, which in 1989 united Baltic peoples in a common, nonviolent force for good, I am requesting that all Estonians and supporters of Estonia raise their flags, with the hope that negotiations and discussion can persevere rather than the cruel continuance of violence. It would be a tragedy and a crime for all those involved to loose Estonian autonomy during 2018, the centennial of Estonian independence."
Leaked Letter from Tarmo Tamm
Another Letter from Tarmo Tamm Leaked
A letter from Tamm was recently leaked, detailing his involvement in a heroin drug ring. From the letter it appears that Tamm's goal in being involved with this is to benefit rural Estonia, but who really knows?Read Tamm's letter below:
"My Love Illar,
In these desperate times, we must think of the rural Estonian being invaded by Russian forces. This is a horrible situation, but I do see two opportunities to bring benefit to the rural Estonian.
Firstly, we should continue the sale of heroin to the Russian army now directly in our territory, hoping to tap into this now 35,000 strong market. Not only will this bring huge profits to the people of Estonia, but it will also potentially weaken the army. Additionally, begin selling product to American forces again. Those Dough Boy$ in Tapa will be more than happy to have access to our wonderful Estonian heroin.
Secondly, the large army coming into Russia will surely need food. As such, organize the Ministry’s Agricultural Board to coordinate the sale of food to the Russian army at steeply discounted prices (but prices that still ensure we will make a profit). There are many hungry soldiers to feed, and the Estonian Agricultural sector will be there to feed them.
Yours Always,
Tarmo"
UPDATE: All of Estonia Without Power
BREAKING: More Explosions in Estonia
Thirty minutes after the first explosion, three more explosions occurred in Estonia, causing all of Estonia to lose power and spreading radiation into major cities.
Narva Lost All Power
BREAKING: Narva Lost All Power
The coal plant in Narva as well as four nuclear reactors that were brought to Narva have been destroyed, causing the city to lose all its power.
Pompeo press release
Pompeo: “Ready to stand by our Estonian brethren”
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
Pompeo released the following statement to the press:
“Hello, as the new Vice President, I would like to extend dialogue about Estonia's ceding of Narva to Russian separatist forces. We would like to see a peaceful end to this crisis. We stand by you in these dire times.
The United States will not accept any acts of aggression by the Russian Federation. The United States will be ready to stand by our Estonian brethren.
Mike Pompeo,
Vice President of the United States” ▪
Russian Federation puts pressure on US Sec. of Energy
The Russian government reported to RT that their opinion is that "NATO will hold no credibility until the United States Secretary of Energy appears at the Hague."
Petrov Involved in Drug Ring?
Petrov Accused of Being Involved in Narva Drug Ring
Albert Petrov, a current candidate for the Estonian presidency, has recently faced allegations of involvement in a long time heroin drug ring in Narva. These allegations may clear the reputation of the Estonian Minister of Rural Affairs, who was previously accused of being involved in this drug ring.These allegations may make sense given that a takeover of the Estonian state would be perfectly in line with Petrov's interest in increasing his personal capital while covertly legitimizing criminal practices openly condemned by the Russian administration he has so closely courted.
Drug trafficking earlier this year has confirmed the involvement of a Narva based group likely linked with Petrov. Albert Petrov could not be reached for a comment.
NYT BREAKING
BREAKING: Massive Explosions in Narva; Fear of Possible Nuclear Fallout
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
BREAKING: Russian-made explosives were detonated in four semi-trucks around the city of Narva. These trucks were apparently nuclear reactors providing power to the entire city. Radioactive material has now been spread across the city, with thousands dying of radiation sickness. No nuclear detonation has occurred; this seems to have been comparable to a dirty bomb. ▪
Petrov Encourages People to Visit Narva
Acting Mayor of Narva Encourages Visitors to Come to Narva
Albert Petrov, a candidate for the Estonian presidency, is still making efforts to get people to visit Narva, despite the chaos going on right now.
Putin Press Release
Vladimir Putin: "The Russian Federation is interested in ensuring the safety of all Estonian citizens. It is due to the deplorable treatment of ethnic Russians in Estonia, that we have taken military action in intervening to protect these individuals. Russia supports the call for new elections in Estonia as the current leaders have proven that they do not care about all Estonian citizens. We urge Estonia to begin these elections as soon as possible, and we also endorse the candidacy of Narva mayor, Albert Petrov as he has shown that he has Estonia's best interests at heart. With new elections and the stabilization of Estonia, Russia may be willing to discuss the returning of border cities to Estonia."
Rick Perry Press Release
Press Release: Secretary of Defense Rick Perry recently stated: "We would like to see the proof from the Estonia Government in terms of our involvement with the Arsenic. We played no part in poisoning the water supply and demand that Estonia provide the evidence to their preposterous claim"
Pence Press Release
Pence: McCabe to Remain FBI Director, Warns of Peleist Terrorism
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
In a statement to the press, Pence said the following:
“To unify the US government, Pompeo is the interim Vice President. Andrew McCabe will continue to be FBI director, and also take responsibility for the CIA.
Radical Peleist terrorism is a threat to freedom everywhere. We are not safe while radicals are threatening our loved ones. I know that the one true God, my Lord and Savior, will hear our prayers and deliver us from this terrorism that is gripping the country.” ▪
US Sec of Energy
US Secretary of Energy Responsible for Contaminating Estonian Water Supply
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
An anonymous report from a trusted source stated that the US Secretary of Energy purposefully contaminated the Estonian water supply. ▪
NYT BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING: Russia Launches Massive Offensive on Estonia
May 21, 2017
By Raven ApigoBREAKING: Russia has mobilized a large offensive against Estonia, including 35,000 troops, 400 fighter jets, 750 tanks, and 60 attack helicopters.
The UN fears a third world war. ▪
Peleism surging in the Caucasus
The recent emergence of the Peleist religion in Russia has grown further. There are 5,000 Peleist missionaries reported to be in the Caucasus, aiming to spread goodwill and the message of Pele.
One missionary stated that, "We're just trying to take everyone's mind off of the chaos currently occurring in Estonia while spreading our religious beliefs. Peleism is a religion of love and football, and we just want to share that with our fellow statesmen."
Update on Contaminated Water
Arsenic Traced to US Special Agents
BREAKING: Estonian intelligence can confirm the arsenic contaminated water at the site of the refugee camps to be traced to US special agents, not Riho Terras.TEENBART
BABY GOT ARSE(nic) - A TEENBART EXCLUSIVE
May 21, 2017
By Raven ApigoWhat is up with all of this arsenic lately? Like clearly its all connected, but like no one is really doing anything? First that gross Russian ambassador dude died, then my homegirl Hillary's husband died with traces of arsenic in his system? And now all those Estonians are being found bottoms up? Like I'm not saying this is totally a ploy by some evil people to just mess up this world, but like it kinda is? I hadn't even like heard of arsenic until all of these people died from it. Honestly, it's probably just being orchestrated by Putin to have a reason to invade Estonia and take over. But like that's just my opinion. Follow me on Twitter @angstyteen99 !! :))))
Russian disappointment at Estonian actions
The Russian government released a statement today, saying that they are "appalled at the current turmoil in Estonia. Their lack of leadership is further destabilizing the region. Petrov’s call for new elections is a welcome development."
NATO is coming!
BREAKING: NATO Air Forces Coming to United States' Aid in Estonia
May 21, 2017
By Raven ApigoIn the spirit of NATO, France, Germany, and Great Britain have mobilized their respective Air Forces to aid the United States.
French President, Emmanuel Macron, gave the following statement on the matter:
"As both an ally of the United States and member of NATO, we will not ignore the evidence of corruption in Narva. We will not stand down. We must stand together and protect democracy."
Among the forces are the Eurofigher Typhoon and Eurocopter Tiger, sent by British, German and French air forces in order to combat Russia's no-fly zone. ▪
Commander Claims All Citizens Are Welcome
Commander of Estonian Defense Forces Claims to Have Never Targeted Ethnic Russians
Responding to recent allegations that the Estonian Defense Forces set up concentration camps in Johvi, the Commander of Estonian Defense Forces states that this claim is false.Regarding the matter, the Commander of Estonian Defense Forces says," I have never targeted Ethnic Russians that reside in Estonia or abroad. All citizens and other residences are welcome in Russia. My primary task has always been the defense of Estonia and it people. The Estonian Defense Forces have not set up concentration camps in Jovi, they are merely places of refuge for the innocent civilians of Narva that needed to be relocated due to the violence caused by the Russian Separatists. We will increase provisions for the refugees as needed to better protect them. I do not condone the targeting of refugees, especially with poisoning. In no way does the poisoning of civilians serve my interests in preserving the sovereignty of Estonia."
Petrov's Troops in Johvi
Albert Petrov's Troops Liberated Concentration Camps
BREAKING: Albert Petrov issued 4000 troops to Johvi. Petrov's troops liberated the concentration camps but now they are in direct conflict with the 2000 NATO troops stationed in Johvi. There have been reports of gunfire and explosions.Press Release: Letter to Russian PM from Valentina Matviyenko
I call on you in a time of need. I fear for my life and livelihood. I have heard rumors that the deceased Chief of the Armed Forces Valery Gerasimov was possibly assassinated by someone in his own cabinet. Along with this and the recent death of Hillary Clinton, I wonder if certain individuals are being targeted.
All I know is I wish I can once again be embraced in your strong arms. I fondly reflect on that rainy evening when you, me, Hillary and Bill Clinton were are all in the same room, embarking on a sensual adventure none of us would forget. We were like animals that night, truly in our primal states in both the behaviors we engaged in and the leopard leotards we wore. I wish to we could make that happen again.
Oh minister, hold me now.
Lyublyu,
Your Rawr-entina
Petrov to Run for President
Albert Petrov Announces Candidacy for President of Estonia
Albert Petrov, the Mayor of Narva, has recently announced that he will be running for the position of President of Estonia.
Regarding his candidacy, Petrov released this statement:
I have several platform points for an Estonia that is not only more prosperous, more generous, and a true world leader, but also an Estonia that serves all Estonians. I'm calling for an immediate election as a referendum of the current president.
As my first act as a candidate, I am deploying members of my militia to save the thousands of Estonians currently being held in illegitimate and unjust camps. It's time to free our people from the camps that have unjustly brought suffering to so many of my countrymen.
I am here for Estonia. I am here for you.
Albert Petrov"
Petrov Deploys 4,000
Petrov Deploys 4,000 Armed Russian Separatists
May 21, 2017
By Raven Apigo
Albert Petrov has deployed 4,000 armed Russian separatists to the camps currently holding Narva refugees. After taking over camps, Russian separatists are to distribute bottled water supplies. They also passed out fliers from Albert Petrov presidential campaign, encouraging them to join Petrov’s cause.
The UN has raised concern over Petrov’s actions, warning of the dangers of this new and largely unknown leader. ▪
Estonian Government Releases Comment on Refugee Deaths
Estonian Government Horrified by Death of Refugees
Deeply upset by the deaths of some civilian refugees, caused by unsafe drinking water, the government of Estonia released a statement.
Regarding the matter, the Estonian Government states," The government of Estonia is horrified by the tragic deaths of civilian refugees. We emphasize that we are doing all we can to ensure the refugees have safe and stable living conditions. We are additionally working to address the deadly crisis of arsenic poisoning, and encourage all refugees to drink bottled water being delivered by EU humanitarian support until Estonian workers are able to ensure water safety and security. The government of Estonia is appalled by baseless accusations of “concentration camps”, which are taking advantage of a tragedy to serve political propaganda means. We are not responsible for the tragic deaths of refugees, though we will find those who are and bring them to justice. The government of Estonia will not rest until our civilians are safe."
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