Sunday, May 21, 2017

Peleism surging in the Caucasus


The recent emergence of the Peleist religion in Russia has grown further. There are 5,000 Peleist missionaries reported to be in the Caucasus, aiming to spread goodwill and the message of Pele.

One missionary stated that, "We're just trying to take everyone's mind off of the chaos currently occurring in Estonia while spreading our religious beliefs. Peleism is a religion of love and football, and we just want to share that with our fellow statesmen."

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