Clintons' deaths linked to 'Pizzagate' scandal

New information has linked the Clinton's death with their recent involvement in the "Pizzagate" scandal. Comet Ping Pong, a pizza shop in D.C., was recently accused of running a child prostitute ring, that the Clintons and other democrats were involved in and using for personal enjoyment.

According to one source, the Clintons, who told a friend that they "felt terrible about the whole thing and just wanted the truth to be out in the open," were ambushed by the owner of the pizza shop, James Alefantis, who had them killed with poisoned pizza as they were out one night.

The scandal has even attracted news sources like The New York Times, who reported that the phrase "cheese pizza" was thought by a poster to 4chan to be a code word for child pornography, since they had the same initials. "Everyone associated with the business is making semi-overt, semi-tongue-in-cheek, and semi-sarcastic inferences towards sex with minors" the post said. "The artists that work for and with the business also generate nothing but cultist imagery of disembodiment, blood, beheadings, sex, and of course, pizza."