BREAKING: A note from Russian president Vladimir Putin was intercepted, which said: "My sweet dumpling, seeing your beautiful face in the morning brings warmth to the heart I thought frozen by the Siberian winters. When I hear your voice, it's like listening to the soft lullabies of my babushka in my younger days. Papa Trump, you truly are the greatest president the USA ever had, I can't wait to have you by my side once more. -Your Vladdy"
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